GLOBAL ONE NEWS (G1)—Got $80 burning a hole in your pocket?

One company can help — they’re willing to sell you a box of used tissues.

Yes, you heard that right — used.

Vaev sells tissues used by people who had colds — and for a cool $80, customers can buy them and decide when to be sick.

Their founder told Time.com, “The simple idea is you choose now to get sick, with the idea in mind that you won’t get sick with that same cold later.”

Thirty-four-year-old Oliver Niesson added, “We customize everything in our lives and we have everything the way that we want it, so why not approach sickness that way as well?”

If you fork over the cash, you’ll get this glitzy-looking box — and eventually, a cold.

Health experts are not convinced.

One doctor said, “You are just ensuring you will get another cold during the season.”

The craziest thing about this?

They’re sold out.